When you’ve got it, flaunt it?

Having tried his hand at acting, the man with “the world’s largest penis” is now launching a career as a singer.

Jonah Falcon — whose film credits include Death to Smoochy and a documentary called Private Dicks — has released his first music video on YouTube. Entitled “It’s Too Big,” the comedic clip features Falcon crooning about his unique predicament.

With lyrics like “it might just be the biggest in history; no ruler can measure your massive huge pee-pee,” the song could even make Robert Plant blush.

Although some might expect Falcon to brag, the tune is mostly about how his 13.5-inch (34 cm) penis makes it difficult to find a partner.

Falcon first came to the public’s attention in 1999, and was profiled by Rolling Stone in 2003. Last year, he made headlines after being frisked by authorities at a California airport who were suspicious of the bulge in his pants.

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