The news that Clint Eastwood and his family are making a reality TV show is making me feel all “Dirty Harry” on the inside.

Yes, TMZ.com is reporting that Eastwood’s wife and two daughters are shooting a new reality show that will explore what it’s like to be “Hollywood royalty” for the E! Network. (Editor’s note: All reality TV shows are about this. Change it up, people.)

Per TMZ, it will focus on the relationship between Clint’s wife Dina Eastwood, their daughter Morgan and Clint’s 18-year-old daughter Francesca. It is being produced by the same company that is also responsible for the Kardashian shows.

Honestly, folks, let’s just give up. Because if Clint, 81, succumbs to the siren call of reality TV, there is no hope for the rest of it. It’s because he and his family are “Hollywood royalty” that they don’t have to sink to this, even if the focus is going to be on Francesca, an aspiring actress. (Second note: If your dad is Clint Eastwood and you need to have a reality TV show to gain traction, you must be a terrible actress.) Come on, Clint. You starred in “Gran Torino” – please don’t go down without a
fight.

Clooney’s tips for animal domination

George Clooney admits he wasn’t afraid to play dirty to win the affections of his dog, Einstein, rescued from a shelter. Clooney had been warned that he wouldn’t be allowed to adopt the dog if it didn’t like him, he explains in an interview with Esquire. “I open the gate for them, and I start to panic that Einstein is not going to like me,” Clooney says. “So I run into the kitchen, where I have these turkey meatballs, and I rub them all over my shoes. This woman opens the door, and who knew Einstein was such a food whore on top of everything? He throws himself at my feet.”

You gotta wonder, is this also the secret to his infinite sex appeal toward women? Not gonna lie: It would work for me. 

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