In honour of Halloween, let’s check in with vampire-in-chief Robert Pattinson, shall we?

While promoting Breaking Dawn: Part 1 at a press conference over the weekend, Pattinson speculated that he and costar/girlfriend Kristen Stewart may already be married.

“The wedding scene’s funny because we used a real priest,” the actor said, according to UsMagazine.com.

“So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony. So we don’t have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married.”

We suspect the church wouldn’t agree, but then again, it’s not really our go-to marriage dictionary these days. If someone united Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in holy-hell matrimony, no doubt they’d sign off on this one. 

Today’s The Word was written by Monica Weymouth.