Fiona and Lyranda are the authors of Reasons Mommy Drinks, a blog about babies and beverages.
Nothing makes Mommy want to have a meltdown like watching you have a meltdown. Mommy wishes she could predict the onset of meltdowns so she could at least be emotionally prepared when they strike. Unfortunately, meltdowns can appear out of … Continue Reading
Mommy and her girlfriends decide it’s time to pay tribute to their single days by delegating childcare to the Daddies and painting the town red. Emails about logistics flood Mommy’s inbox for three weeks leading up to the event but, … Continue Reading
For the attractive, single crowd, Sunday brunch is held around 1 pm. However, family-friendly brunch, where the restaurant is overrun with screaming children and nary an awkward one-night stand is in sight, is at 10 am. Mommy is starving by … Continue Reading
Naptime is the most wonderful time in Mommy’s day. In theory. According to her Mommy groups, you are the only baby in the universe not taking two perfect one-hour naps a day. Some days Mommy is lucky if you fall … Continue Reading
You can read this reason, and scores more, at ReasonsMommyDrinks.com. A new reason is posted on Metronews.ca every Monday.
Since your birth, Mommy’s formerly enviable social calendar has been reduced to a collection of playdates. The Playdate forces Mommy to hang out with parents she would usually avoid eye contact with, just because their kids happen to be your … Continue Reading
Mommy does laundry all day, every day. Apparently, a clean outfit is a tractor beam for all things stain-y. The perpetual spin cycle is running up her water bill and has probably killed several baby seals. First it was nuclear … Continue Reading
Mommy and Daddy are pasty, overworked and painfully aware that your second birthday is fast approaching, at which time you will (gasp) no longer fly free. Thus, it’s time to book a family vacation. The temptation to go somewhere exotic … Continue Reading
You can read this reason, and scores more, at ReasonsMommyDrinks.com. A new reason is posted on Metronews.ca every Monday.
You can read this reason, and scores more, at ReasonsMommyDrinks.com. A new reason is posted on Metronews.ca every Monday.
